Interactive Reflexology
“Reflexology is the technique of applying pressure to specific reflex points on the hands and feet to stimulate the bodies own healing powers.”
I’m trying to see if reflexology is something I can do on my own and that could be beneficial to use before, during and after fertility treatment….
I will post here what I find out later!
April 5th, 2009 - Posted in All Things Fertility!, Fun Stuff | | Comments Off
Full Moon Spell for Fertility
I found this “Full Moon Spell for Fertility” at the Fertility Friends BB and I thought it might be worth a try!
I have modified it a bit by increasing the chanting to be repeated 9 times instead of only one and I also decided to leave 9 green leaves on the side to be added to the saucer pan one at a time during the chanting….
Here is what you need to do if you want to try this spell:
(THIS SPELL MUST BE DONE ON A FULL MOON)
Break an egg into a saucer and surround with green leaves (leave 9 leaves on the side to be used during the chant), sprinkle with salt and recite this 9 times, getting gradually faster and faster:
“I will have a baby, the goddess of fertility will bless me soon, before the waning of the moon.” Every time you repeat this chant add one of the 9 green leaves that you saved to the saucer pan, adding them around the egg.
And your spell is done!
After you are done leave the saucer in the garden for the evening.
Some people throw out the egg and leaves, on the following day, under a bush and let it go back to nature that way.
My dogs ate it all so it will go back to nature that way!
If an animal eats the egg during the night it is okay!!!
I will be doing the spell again next month…. The full moon will be starting May 8 thought May 9…. I think!
March 29th, 2009 - Posted in All Things Fertility!, Fun Stuff | | Comments Off
Making a Baby
I had this forwarded to me and I almost missed it because I never read any forwarded emails (just don’t have the time) but due to the subject “title” it caught my attention and I ended up reading it!
Even though infertility is no laughing matter I was laughing while reading it and decided to share the story here. There is not one dirty word, and it is definitely funny.
Also the email does not give information on who wrote this, so if someone who read this has knowledge about where it came from or who wrote this please let me know!
“The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning,
Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good.
Did you know babies are my specialty?’‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’
‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,
I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.
‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’
‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.
‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’
‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.
‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’
‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’
‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’
‘Tripod?’
‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’
Mrs. Smith fainted.”
August 1st, 2008 - Posted in Fun Stuff | | Comments Off
